While I recognize the tackiness of quoting a song as the title, I don't actually give a damn.
OK, So my best friend has adored a rather charming and intelligent druggie for quite some time and she quite obviously fell for the wrong person (While I don't necessarily approve of 'falling' or believe it's an unwilling thing, I still horrify myself with this cliche) and yes, he's also quite good looking and happens to be on the editorial board with the Boyfriend and I. (I shall call this gentleman The Blond). This however, is not my point. What it actually is is that The Boyfriend is jealous of him. While the Boyfriend was in fact at one point one of my best friends and I knew he'd get jealous, this is obscene. The Boyfriend is apologetic and thinks the two of us will conspire and overthrow him on the paper and in our personal lives and be a power house couple, after all, he's so smart and built and handsome.
Right.
Also my Best Friend has hinted at her suspicions. I told her to make a club with the Boyfriend and she grimly replied that she might.
Yes, the Blond and I work together and yes, we work very well together. Deal.
However this is just the main focus of the Boyfriend's jealousies. The other focuses include most men I come into contact with however, he has a particular focus on the Blond. The Boyfriend has always been highly apologetic and reluctant to even share this, after all, his random bursts of paranoia will hurt 'us' and he just doesn't want to screw 'us' up, after he's in love with the girl who claims she shot romance in the forehead.
What a lovely couple we make.
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